Well, he did it.
The son of a bitch did it.
If you haven’t heard by now, Judas is officially going to be a Viking. He jumped on owner Zygi Wilf’s private jet (he rides on an awful lot of private jets for a “simple country boy” doesn’t he?) this morning and is now at the Vikings’ complex in Winter Park. He is expected to sign a one-year deal worth between $10-12 million sometime today, pending his physical (which, as Adam pointed out, would be hilarious if he failed).
ESPN’s Cris Carter (barf) just announced that, even though it’s already Tuesday, Judas will start Friday night against the Kansas City Chiefs.
Too many thoughts running through my head right now to be able to say much (we’ll have more reaction later today after we’ve all calmed down a bit). For now, I’ll simply leave you with these three thoughts
- Judas is totally dead to us and will be for at least the next decade. He will go in the Hall of Fame before the Packers retire his jersey.
- The Vikings still won’t win the Super Bowl. In fact, they still won’t win the division.
- If you are a Packers fan and you don’t agree with thought No. 1, do me a favor: Hand in your fan card at the door AND DON’T EVER COME BACK!
-Chris Lempesis
I couldn’t have said it better myself.
Buy a judasfavre.com t-shirt. It’s worth it.
i usually don’t cheer for players to get hurt. but i hope he breaks his damned leg, theisman style.
i will be rooting for someone, anyone to take him out. i don’t care. he deserves it for being such a ball-less lying conniving shitface.
phukem